23 September 2006
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Bacon Humour
Just the thing for your kiddies "oowies"
And here is an essential part of my personal toilette:
BLT Hair Conditioner
Completely coat your hair with cooled bacon grease, wrap coated hair in a towel and allow to sit for 8-10 minutes. Wash hair with lettuce and tomato based shampoo available at Health Food Stores everywhere. Before drying hair dab a small amount of Miracle Whip in your hand as a styling agent and gently run fingers through your hair, keeping in mind a little goes along way.
Then dry hair with a blow dryer set on low and while standing over your toaster as it toasts at least four pieces of white bread. This will allow the aroma of toasted bread to permeate the hair follicles. Style as usual. You will benefit from the aroma of BLT's for days to come!
And here is an essential part of my personal toilette:
BLT Hair Conditioner
Completely coat your hair with cooled bacon grease, wrap coated hair in a towel and allow to sit for 8-10 minutes. Wash hair with lettuce and tomato based shampoo available at Health Food Stores everywhere. Before drying hair dab a small amount of Miracle Whip in your hand as a styling agent and gently run fingers through your hair, keeping in mind a little goes along way.
Then dry hair with a blow dryer set on low and while standing over your toaster as it toasts at least four pieces of white bread. This will allow the aroma of toasted bread to permeate the hair follicles. Style as usual. You will benefit from the aroma of BLT's for days to come!
21 September 2006
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5 Weird things about me - thanks Sue!!
The rules of the tag are: List 5 weird things about yourself or your pets.
Tag 5 friends and list them. Then, those people need to write on their blogs about 5 weird things, and state the rules, and tag 5 more people.
Don't forget to let the people you tag know by posting a comment on their blog!
So here's my 5 (this took a whole afternoon LOL)
1. I regularly dream about beds
2 I have been married 3 times and every surname has ended with "on" ie Medson, Weedon, Bacon.
3. I never had a "real" talk or chat with my father.
4. I can recite (from memory) "A Bush Christening" by Banjo Patterson
5 My teabag must remain in the boiling water for 25 seconds precisely, and the cup must be full.
Done! So I will tag
Denise
Myszka
Lee
Blushbutter
Lara
Tag 5 friends and list them. Then, those people need to write on their blogs about 5 weird things, and state the rules, and tag 5 more people.
Don't forget to let the people you tag know by posting a comment on their blog!
So here's my 5 (this took a whole afternoon LOL)
1. I regularly dream about beds
2 I have been married 3 times and every surname has ended with "on" ie Medson, Weedon, Bacon.
3. I never had a "real" talk or chat with my father.
4. I can recite (from memory) "A Bush Christening" by Banjo Patterson
5 My teabag must remain in the boiling water for 25 seconds precisely, and the cup must be full.
Done! So I will tag
Denise
Myszka
Lee
Blushbutter
Lara
13 September 2006
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